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Two For the Price of One

Today’s report from Salem, Massachusetts details two bozos working in tandem…to get themselves arrested. It seems bozos Erik Larsen and Juan Ramiro had a bit too much to drink. Police responded to a 911 call reporting a car being driven erratically. The cops observed Bozo Number One behind the wheel, with the car on the sidewalk, crashed into a sign posted near several bars and restaurants. Then, Bozo Number Two decided to try his hand at driving. They swapped seats and Bozo Two took off and promptly crashed into a parked car. The cops then moved in and pulled the car over, only to have Bozo Two place the vehicle into reverse and strike the police cruiser. They’ve both been charged with drunk driving, in the same car.

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