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He’ll Knock Again Nevermore

Our bozo for today from Sebastopol, California, sounds like something out of Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven.” Police responded to a call from a citizen who complained of someone persistently knocking on her front door. When the cops arrived someone was indeed rap, rap, rapping on the front door. Nope, it wasn’t a raven. Wasn’t even a burglar. The source of the knocking was a billy goat who was repeatedly butting the door with his horns. The culprit was taken into custody and reunited with its owner. No charges were filed.

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