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But I PAID For It!

Bozo criminal for today comes from Las Cruces, New Mexico. It’s late at night on a Sunday and you’re out of cigarettes, but all the stores are closed. This didn’t deter bozo Charles Crawford. He went down to his neighborhood convenience store and, after pounding on the locked front door several times, kicked it in, breaking the door’s lower panel. Surveillance cameras then show him entering the store, taking a pack of cigarettes off the shelf, and then leaving $6 on the counter. No harm, no foul, right? Wrong. A witness called 911 and the cops quickly tracked down our bozo. He faces a felony charge of breaking and entering and repair to the door to the tune of $800.

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