Bozo criminal for today comes from Albuquerque, New Mexico, where the cops were called to a report of a residential burglary. They quickly learned that this was not their usual break-in. The woman said she had made some posole, a traditional Mexican stew, and had told her son to stay away because there wasn’t enough to go around. Apparently he paid no attention as the officers found her gate and garage door broken and the pot of posole missing. At his residence, they found an empty pot. He’s been charged with residential burglary.