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Next Time Talk About Mom’s Job Instead

Bozo criminal for today comes from White River Junction, Vermont, where it was show and tell day at the second grade school. One little boy proudly told his class about how he helped his mom’s boyfriend grow “special medicine that can cure anything at all.” The boy went on to describe what sounded like marijuana plants and also told the class that people came to the house frequently to pick up packages. The teacher tipped off the cops who raided the apartment, finding two grow rooms next to the child’s bedroom, along with 50 marijuana plants worth in excess of $75,000. Also confiscated were hallucinogenic mushrooms, hashish and an unspecified amount of cash. No word on what grade Junior got on his show and tell.

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