Bozo criminal for today from Victorville, California, violated seldom used Bozo Rule Number 330098: When stealing a train, don’t toot your own horn. San Bernardino County Sheriff’s officers were called at 2 a.m. to a report of a train’s horn sounding for more than 10 minutes. Upon arrival they found 45-year-old bozo Shawna Nichols in the cab of the Burlington Northern-Santa Fe train, happily blowing the horn, with the engine running. She told officers she wanted to take the train for a joy ride but hadn’t been able to figure out how to get it going, so she just settled for blowing the horn. She’s been charged with suspicion of illegally moving a locomotive with possible injury or death.