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It Was That Last Comment About Cheetah That Did It.

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Troy House for sending in today’s report from the International File in Patos, Brazil. Authorities were called to a report of a disturbance at a bar. Apparently a patron drank a glass of rum and then became belligerent, grabbing a kitchen knife and threatening customers. After terrorizing the people in the bar, our bozo then took refuge on the roof, where the cops found him. He was taken into custody and later released. Oh, one thing we forgot to tell you, the drunk patron was a monkey who apparently wandered into the bar from the nearby jungle.

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  • John Schenato says:

    How did he order the rum?

    March 10, 2016 at 10:48 pm

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