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Hello, Police? Help! Uh…Never Mind

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today’s report from East St. Louis, Illinois. Bozo Brandon Calder, armed with a gun, allegedly held up a gas station, fleeing with a bag of cash. There was a police station across the street from the station and a detective saw our bozo drop some of the money on the ground as he fled. When he stopped to pick it up, the officer yelled at him to freeze and fired a couple of warning shots. Our bozo jumped into a car and fled, and then things started to get weird. He dialed 911 and told the dispatcher someone was shooting at him. Using this info the cops were able to track him down and place him under arrest.

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