Bozo criminal for today comes from Waynesboro, Virginia, where the 911 operator received a rather unusual call. Bozo Kyle Harper called the emergency number “in a disoriented state” and asked the dispatcher if he could arrange delivery of some rolling papers. He gave his address and the cops arrived to find our bozo sitting in his pickup with “a green leafy substance on his clothing, the dashboard of the truck, the passenger seat and in his right ear.” He’s busted!