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Remember “Lock It and Pocket”

Bozo criminal for today comes from Little Rock, Arkansas, where a couple of bozos where having some Valentine’s Day fun. Apparently things went a little off track and bozo Dustin Walker called the cops to come to his home to remove a pair of handcuffs his wife had applied while they were “doing some kinky things.” It seems she had lost the key. The cops came by and freed our bozo but also ran a routine check on him and discovered an outstanding warrant on criminal mischief. Oops. The cuffs went back on and he went to jail.

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