Honestly, Officer, I Just Borrowed the Car to Get Warm!

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Canton, Maine. It seems bozo Nicole Ellis, who was out of jail awaiting trial on a previous auto theft charge, is up to her old tricks. A man left his vehicle running at the Green Tea Restaurant on Sunday while he went inside to grab his to-go order. Our bozo took notice and just couldn’t resist. By the time he returned to his car, she had already jumped in and driven away. The investigating officer took a look at the surveillance video and recognized our bozo as someone he had given a ride to earlier to let her get warm. Oops. He found the car at our bozo’s apartment complex, where he had dropped her off earlier. She’s under arrest.