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Maybe a Santa Claus Beard Would Have Been Better

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Holiday Rule Number 00001: A christmas tree is not a good hiding place, unless you’re a squirrel. Our bozo for today from Bend, Oregon, held up a credit union, getting away with $1373. He had honorable plans for the money, hoping to pay his mother back $400 he had lost gambling, pay the rent, buy Christmas presents and a Christmas tree. He was only able to buy a tree before the FBI caught up with him. Agents say he tried to use the tree to hide his face when he was stopped by the cops.

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