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He Should Have Grabbed a Few Candy Bars, Too

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Christchurch, New Zealand. Our bozo entered a restaurant and placed an order to-go, paying the clerk $9.82 in advance for the meal. While the meal was being prepared, our bozo grabbed the tip jar and fled, without waiting for his food. While this may seem to be a successful crime, please remember he paid for the meal in advance, a total of $9.82. And remember, he didn’t wait for his food before fleeing with the tip jar, which contained $6.77. Net loss: $3.05.

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