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And He Stops at all the Stop Signs, Too

Bozo criminal for today comes from Denham Springs, Louisiana, where bozo Jake Ward saddled up his trusty steed Sugar and headed down to the local daiquiri shop. After downing a few refreshing beverages, he climbed back aboard Sugar and headed for home. Bad idea. The cops spotted him and issued him a citation for disturbing the peace by public intoxication. And as for the reason he decided to use the horse as his means of transportation, his Bozo Excuse was ,”The horse knows his way home.”

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  • James says:

    Better a horse that knows the way home than a car with a driver who’s too drunk to see the way home.

    September 21, 2015 at 8:03 pm

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