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Bozo criminal for today from Kingsport, Tennessee could be the world’s worst counterfeiter. Bozo Pam Dawson tried to use a fake $5 bill at a local grocery store. The clerk immediately noticed something was amiss. It appeared to have been printed on computer paper and each side had been glued together. The cops were called and found a $100 bill in her purse that was also counterfeit, printed in black and white and the back of the bill was printed upside down. The cops also discovered a receipt for a printer and copy paper in her purse. It was her excuse for counterfeiting the money that landed her in the Bozo Hall of Fame. She said she read online that President Obama had created a law allowing anyone to print their own money. More specifically she said, “I don’t give a ****, all these other b****** get to print money, so I can, too.” She’s been charged with counterfeiting.

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