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Goldmember

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Troy House for sending in today’s report from Los Angeles, California, which also qualifies for the Darwin Award. It seems a member of the notorious MS-13 gang decided it would be a good idea to gold plate his genitals to celebrate his 17th birthday. It wasn’t. He stole some lead-based gold paint from a local garage and sprayed away. We’re not sure exactly what happened next but we do know he ended up in the hospital where he died from complications related to the attempted gold plating. RIP Bozo.

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  • Some dude says:

    No, he didn’t. See Snopes: http://m.snopes.com/gold-member/

    June 26, 2015 at 2:05 pm
    • dave says:

      Oops! We’ve been bamboozled! The Bozo Criminal Report apologizes for the error!
      Dave

      June 26, 2015 at 2:56 pm
  • Mike Sheffield says:

    An amusing story, but this one actually is fictitious.
    http://m.snopes.com/gold-member/

    June 26, 2015 at 2:23 pm
    • dave says:

      Well, at least it was amusing…
      Dave

      June 26, 2015 at 2:58 pm

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