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But I Really, Really Missed My Girlfriend

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Troy House for sending in today’s report from Pleasant Grove, Utah. Bozo Phillip Rodriguez’s girlfriend was in jail and he didn’t have the money for bail, so he took a bozo approach to getting her out. His first mistake was telling his relatives that he was going to rob the local credit union. A member of the family tipped off the cops just as the robbery was taking place. His second mistake was choosing a credit union just blocks away from the police department. His third mistake was fleeing on foot wearing a very obvious disguise, including a wig, fake beard and bushy eyebrows. Needless to say, he stuck out like a sore thumb to the officers as they were headed to the scene of the crime. He’s busted!

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