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“Bob Who?”

Bozo criminal for today comes from New Haven, Connecticut, where a woman reported a break-in at her home at about 2:30 a.m. Monday. She told the cops she heard someone in the hallway and, without thinking, asked who was there. Our bozo also replied without thinking, as he shouted back, “Bob.” He then fled out the back door. Neither the homeowner or anyone in the apartment knows “Bob.” Nothing appears to have been stolen and the investigation continues.

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