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But the Car Was Really, Really Dirty

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Wakefield where our unidentified bozo had a very dirty car. So he took it to the local carwash and had it cleaned? Nope? Maybe grabbed a garden hose and gave it a quick rinse off? Nah. Drove down to the big fountain downtown and got himself a free wash from the fountain jets? Yep. He didn’t complete the rinse cycle, however, as the cops saw what was going on and stopped the whole thing. Police have not decided what to charge our bozo with but say the incident is “not acceptable and will not be tolerated.”

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