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You Mean This Isn’t a Gas Mask?

Bozo criminal for today from Beaver, West Virginia, violated Bozo Rule Number #73663: Stay away from noxious clouds of gas. Bozo Michael Moseley walked into a pharmacy wearing full camoflage and a paintball mask. He then started spraying pepper spray all around in an attempt to incapaitate the staff. It worked, maybe too well, because security footage caught out bozo walking into the gas cloud and immediately going down himself. He then gave up his quest fof cash and staggered out of the business and got into a vehicle. Police were able to track down the car and our bozo was placed under arrest.

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