Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

Land Ho!

Our bozo criminals for today had a plan for living the good life, they just forgot one important detail. From Morro Bay, California, comes the story of bozos Mark Norman and Martin Gonzalez who stole a sailboat from a dock in the harbor with plans to live the good life on the high seas. Only problem, neither one of them really knew how to sail. Not surprisingly, they didn’t get very far before losing control of the 20-foot vessel and beaching it on a sand bar. After their attempts to free the boat failed, they did what any bozo would do, they called the cops for help. They’ve been charged with felony grand theft.

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