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And Just Before He Got Stuck, He Said, “Hey Watch This!”

Bozo criminal for today found himself in a rather unusual predicament which ultimately led to his arrest. Police in Seattle, Washington, were called to a park with a report of a man in distress. Even the cops weren’t expecting what they found. A shirtless bozo, with a hammer in his hand, hanging upside down from a basketball hoop with his foot stuck in the netting. Firefighters were called and our bozo was freed. It’s still not known how he ended up in such a fix, but he was taken into custody and may face charges. A police spokesman said he could be arrested for property destruction, or at least goal-tending.

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