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Hey, Cops Like Pizza, Right?

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Troy House for sending in today’s report from Gambell, Alaska, where police officers were investigating a report of a theft of five cases of frozen pizza, valued at more than $1100. They had no leads until bozos John Koonce and Lewis Olsen reached out to them. And no, they didn’t call with a tip, at least not intentionally. Our bozos contacted the cops with an offer. They had a large number of pizzas that they wanted to sell to the police department. Bad idea. They’ve been charged with second degree burglary and theft.

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