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The Tale of the Tots

Bozo criminal for today was tripped up by his taste for tots. From Petaluma, California, comes the story of bozo Richard Keller who broke into a residence and, after rummaging around, found a package of tater tots in the freezer. He heated them up in the microwave and, after such a tasty meal, decided to lie down on the sofa and take a little nap. Must have been some really filling tots as he was still asleep when the homeowner came downstairs the following morning. She called the cops and our bozo was quickly apprehended.

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