Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today’s report from Pahokee, Florida, where bozo Michael Lawrence was tossed out of a strip club at four o’clock in the morning. So he went home to sleep it off, right? Nope. Maybe headed to another club? Nah. Called 911 to complain that he had been thrown out? And made six 911 calls in a 41 minute period? Yep. He was disappointed to learn that, after listening to his side of the story, the cops agreed with the club’s right to to eject him. He’s been charged with abuse of 911.