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But All the Other Lots Were Full…

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Augusta, Maine, where our bozo was found to be in violation of Bozo Rule Number 98046: When there’s a warrant out for your arrest, it’s best to not go looking for a parking space in the police headquarters parking lot. But that’s exactly what happened to bozo David McIntyre, who was wanted after he failed to report to jail for a 10-month probation violation sentence. His troubles really began when, for reasons known only to the Bozo Mind, he pulled into the parking lot of Maine State Police headquarters and almost crashed into a police cruiser, complete with officers inside. Oops. A quick check of his license revealed the warrant out for him. He’s had 16 more months added to the original 10 month sentence.

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