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Finally, We Know the Penalty For Tooting Your Own Horn

Our bozo for today comes from the International File in Melbourne, Australia, where police noticed a man driving erratically on the West Gate Bridge. When they pulled up beside him, they discovered he was blowing his horn. No, not the car’s horn. His trumpet. Yep, this bozo was playing a trumpet while driving on a bridge. Bad idea. He’s been charged with careless driving and fined $276. No word on the fate of the trumpet.

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  • Randall says:

    I play the cymbals while driving sometimes. A few more instruments and we can start a band!

    February 20, 2015 at 10:34 am
    • Dave says:

      I’ve got kazoo!

      February 20, 2015 at 2:19 pm

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