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Occupations Where Cold Calls Are Not Good: Drug Dealer

Bozo criminal for today comes from Albuquerque, New Mexico, where bozo Renea Lopez had some drugs she needed to sell. So, she did what any bozo would do, she started calling people in her cellphone contacts list to inquire if they would like to make a purchase. She got a “Yes” from one of her calls and setup a delivery. When she reached into her bra to pull out the heroin she got a big surprise. Her “customer” was a detective who knew her from a prior criminal case. She’s busted!

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