Bozo criminal for today comes from Houston, Texas, where bozo Charles Harper wanted some cigarettes. Being a little short of cash, he formulated a bozo plan. He would climb a tree near the local Family Dollar store, jump onto the roof and break in under early Sunday when the store was closed. Maybe not the best plan, but sounds like it could work. Except for a couple of problems. Someone noticed him and called the cops who were inside the store investigating when our bozo came crashing through the ceiling, landing right in front of them. He’s busted!