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Things To Take To a Bank Robbery: Gun, Mask, ID

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Mike McPherson for sending in today’s report from Knoxville, Tennessee, where the police were called to a report of a robbery at a downtown bank. When they arrived, the suspect had fled, but they discovered he had left a piece of paper behind, and, no, it wasn’t a hold-up note. Instead, it was a piece of paper that contained his identification, including his home address. After a brief standoff at his residence, our bozo was arrested and charged with bank robbery.

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