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Another Reason Not To Be a Litterbug

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Kissimmee, Florida. Police officers attempted to pull over a vehicle after it nearly was involved in an accident with their cruiser. The cops turned on their lights and shined a spotlight on the car, which kept moving. It was then that the officers noticed the car’s sun roof open and a baggie come flyng out. Unfortunately, our bozo’s aim for the ditch was off, and the baggie landed squarely on the hood of the police car. Oops. The baggie turned out to contain cocaine and our two bozos were busted for possession of narcotics and tampering with evidence.

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