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I Thought These iPads Were Supposed To Be Simple

Bozo Criminal for today comes from the International File in Whitley Bay, England, where bozo Christopher Hall shoplifted a tablet computer from a charity store. What our bozo didn’t realize was that his theft was recorded by the store’s surveillance cameras. Police had been unable to identify him and it looked like the case was going to reach a dead end. Until…our bozo came back into the store to return the tablet because he was unable to get it to work. A worker recognized him from the security camera footage and called the cops. He’s busted!

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