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If Only He’d Rented That Storage Building

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Troy House for sending in today’s report from the International File in Guangxi province, China. Our bozo thief had one obsession, ladies underwear. And it was a big obsession, too, as he used a pass key at his apartment to steal over 2000 sets of bras and panties over the course of a year. Apparently, he didn’t like to wear the frilly things, he just liked to stockpile them in the ceiling above the stairwell in the building. Like that one snowflake that breaks a tree limb, it was one last pair of panties that was just too much for the ceiling tiles to hold, and the underwear came tumbling down. Efficient Chinese police added insult to injury by sorting through the knickers and arranging them by color and displaying for everyone to see on the sidewalk outside the apartment. He’s been charged with unmentionable theft.

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