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Our bozo for this morning proves that the old adage “Cleanliness is next to Godliness” doesn’t necessarily apply to bozos. Police in Bristol, Connecticut were called to the Doubletree Hotel on a report of “aggressive mopping.” The officers learned that bozo John Thompson had “become unruly” and had taken a mop from an employee and began scrubbing the floor. He allegedly began mopping more “aggressively” and mopped the employees shoes several times in addition to cleaning the floor. Neither police nor the hotel appreciated our bozo’s attempt at a clean-up. He’s been charged with breach of the peace and threatening.

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