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Can a Bozo “Take a Mulligan”?

Bozo criminal for today from Bellingham, Washington quickly saw the error of his ways. Bozo Richard Green walked into a local bank, handed the teller a note and demanded cash. The teller complied, and our bozo took the money and left, but didn’t go very far. Once outside, instead of running away, he simply hung around and waited for the cops to arrive. He told the officers that immediately after receiving the money, he knew he had made a big mistake and the best thing to do was just to wait to be arrested. Remorseful or not, he was taken to jail.

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