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At Least Let Me Put On Makeup This Time

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Troy House for sending in today’s report form Columbus, Ohio, where the cops have set up “Warrant Wednesday” online. Each week they post mug shots on Facebook of crooks they are looking for. Recently, they posted a picture of 34-year-old Monica Harris, along with details of a robbery and kidnapping she was alleged to have taken part in. In less than 48 hours, she reached out to the cops, but not for the reason you’d expect. She called to say that the mugshot was unflattering and demanded that they take it down. The detective said, “Sure, come on in and we’ll talk about it.” When she showed up at the station house she was placed under arrest. Maybe her new mugshot will be better.

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  • Fred McKinney says:

    *facepalm*

    October 14, 2014 at 6:21 pm

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