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Have You Ever Slept On a Roof, Covered In Tar? It’s Great!

Bozo criminal for today comes from Daytona Beach, Florida, where the cops were called to a report of a man on the roof of a Sunoco station at 3 a.m. After the officers found him, covered in tar, he offered up Bozo Excuse of the Week #1: He said he was visiting family. On the roof of a gas station at 3 a.m.? OK How about Bozo Excuse of the Week #2? He said he was an air conditioner repairman who happened to be driving by and heard the AC units making noise, so he climbed up to take a look. Nope? How about this? Bozo Excuse of the Week #3: He said he had been sleeping on the roof and had covered himself in tar so he wouldn’t be seen. OK. Can you explain the pry bar you have with you? Nope? Busted! Charged with attempted burglary and criminal mischief.

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