Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

Your Place Or Mine? Or the Cruiser?

Bozo criminals for today come from our Love Is Strange department. Police in Oconto County, Wisconsin spotted our bozos’ vehicle weaving into oncoming traffic and pulled them over. Upon questioning, both the driver and his girlfriend admitted they had been drinking and two open cans of Busch Light were found on the floorboard. Both bozos, one of whom was on probation, were loaded into the back of the cruiser for transportation downtown. The cop hadn’t driven very far when he heard strange sounds coming from the backseat. Taking a look, he found our bozos locked in a loving embrace. In other words, they were making whoopee in the backseat. While we’re very much in favor of love, this was a bad idea any way you look at it. They’ve both been charged with lewd and lascivious conduct.

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