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Kim Kardashian She Ain’t

Bozo criminal for today comes from Bourne, Massachusetts, where bozo Jill Raymond was pulled over by the cops after they noticed her driving erratically. When she got out of the car, the officers noticed she was a curvacious woman. Maybe too curvacious, as she explained to the cops that she didn’t “have a butt so I wear these”, pointing to a fake buttocks prosthesis. After a bag containing pills fell out of her pants, the cops decided to search the fake butt, where they found $350 worth of heroin and 13 Oxycodone pills. She’s busted!

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