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Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who’s the Dumbest of Them All?

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Troy House for sending in today’s report from Coral Gables, Florida, where our bozo thought he had the perfect plan. First, he would break into a law firm. Then, he would quickly point the surveillance cameras toward the wall so no one would get a good look at his face. The next step would then be to take a look around for the cash that he suspected was kept there. He found what he was looking for, $3700 in a file cabinet. He grabbed the loot and walked out. Sounds like the perfect crime, right? Well it would have been, except for one teeny tiny little detail. When he turned the security cameras around, he failed to notice the mirror on the wall which reflected the camera’s image right back at him. Armed with an excellent photo of our bozo, the cops hope to make an arrest shortly.

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