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That Axe Is Some Strong Stuff

Bozo criminal for today comes from Lebanon, Oregon. The cops saw bozo Charles Alexander speed thru a red light and gave chase. The officers briefly lost our bozo as speeds exceeded 100 MPH. They then came upon his car parked on the side of the road, but our bozo was nowhere to be seen. Unfortunately, he was somewhere to be smelled. One of the officers noticed a “strong scent of cologne” and followed his nose to some nearby bushes where they found our bozo hiding. He’s busted and charged with probation violation and tryng to elude officers. He also told the cops he regretted using the cologne.

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