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He Just Couldn’t Resist Peeing On It…

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Troy House for sending in today’s report from the International File In Leeds, England. Police officers were called to a report of a burglary and were investigating when they encountered our bozo, running toward them, sweating profusely and rubbing his head, which was covered with swollen red welts. Turns he had stolen a fish tank from a residence and then felt the call of nature and had gone into the woods to relieve himself. Unfortunately, while he was peeing he was attacked by a large swarm of angry wasps. After being treated for the stings, he was placed under arrest.

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