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Bozo criminal for today just wanted to have a little fun, and when he didn’t get it, he called the cops. From Butte, Montana, comes the story of bozo William Martin who went to the local gentleman’s club and paid $350 for a private dance. He got that, but it seems he was expecting more. Lots more. And when the stripper refused his request, our bozo called the cops to register a consumer complaint. Bad idea. After questioning, he was charged with offering money for sexual favors, a misdemeanor.

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  • Glen Snow says:

    William Martin? Probably not his real name. This name was used for “The Man That Never Was” of WWII. Google it. Fascinating story. Also called “Operation Mincemeat”.

    August 25, 2014 at 11:56 pm

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