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It’s Not Nice to Fool Mother Nature!

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Mike McPherson for sending today’s report which finds our bozo foiled by, of all people, Mother Nature. Folks in Kingsport, Tennessee were victims of a strong tornado, and as the residents were inspecting the damage, one man noticed a welder, a compressor and a weed eater that looked awfully familiar. It seems those items had been stolen from his residence and now they showed up in the debris at his neighbor’s house. Yep, his neighbor had taken the stuff and hidden it in his garage, where he thought it would be safe. Thanks to Mother Nature, he’s now under arrest.

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