Bozo criminal for today from Denver, Colorado, had big plans for robbing a bank, but was lacking somewhat in the details. First, he drove his own car to the robbery and parked where witnesses were able to get a good look at the license plate. The second issue was his wardrobe. To wear to his heist, he selected a nice polo shirt, which unfortunately had his name embroidered on it. Police officers report it took less than five hours to track down our bozo and place him under arrest.