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But It Looked Like Such a Nice Place to Hide

Bozo criminal for today comes from Biloxi, Mississippi, where Roger Brown was pulled over by the cops for speeding. Seeing a large building with lots of cars parked in front of it nearby, our bozo decided he’d be better off making a run for it. As the officer approached his car, our bozo made a break and started running toward the nearby building. We can only assume he thought there would be someplace he could hide inside. He was wrong. Apparently he didn’t notice most of the cars parked out front were police cars. Guess he also didn’t notice the big sign on the building that said, “Harrison County Law Enforcement Training Academy.” Yep, he fled from the cops by running into a police academy. He’s busted, charged with possession of cocaine, resisting arrest and careless driving.

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