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He Just Couldn’t Quit Thinking About That Burrito

Bozo criminal for today comes from Costa Mesa, California, where bozo Daniel Sanders drove up to the local El Pollo Loco restaurant and and demanded cash from the drive-thru window. He got away with an undisclosed amount of money, and also left with something else. A powerful craving for some of that El Pollo Loco food, which must have smelled really good while he was waiting in the drive-thru lane. So, he did what any bozo would do. He returned a short time later to purchase a meal. Unfortunately he didn’t bother to change out of the clothes he wore during the robbery, including a unique cap with a bright pink cartoon character on it. Employees recognized him and called the cops. He was arrested while standing in line waiting for his food.

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