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And Next I’m Going After the Cantaloupe

Over the years on the Bozo Criminal Report, we’ve reported bozos placed under arrest for any number of reasons, but today we have a first. From Thomaston, Connecticut comes the story of bozo Carmine Carillo who was going through a nasty divorce. His wife busted him by turning in to the cops containers or prescription pills and marijuana she found hidden in his tool box. He retaliated by placing a watermelon on her kitchen table and stabbing it with a butcher knife, which apparently is illegal in Connecticut. The cops were called and our bozo was charged with misdemeanor counts of threatening and disorderly conduct.

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  • James V. Palmieri says:

    Dear Mr.Moreland; Thank you for years of some of the funniest reading.I often wonder how some of these folks even function at all.

    July 16, 2014 at 5:38 pm
    • dave says:

      Isn’t that the truth!

      July 16, 2014 at 6:37 pm

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