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Another Reason Not To Be a Litterbug

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today’s report from Troy, Missouri, where the cops were called to Fairgrounds Park on a report of one of the concession stands being broken into. Thanks to our teenage bozos this investgation turned out to be one of the easiest ever. The first thing the officers noticed was a lot of trash around the concession booth. As they looked closer, they found that the trash was mostly candy wrappers, and that the wrappers formed a trail that led out of the the park. Much like the old story of Hansel and Gretel, all the cops had to do was follow the trail which led them to a nearby apartment. The parent of the juveniles inside allowed the cops to search the apartment, and, sure enough, they found several of the stolen items (or at least the ones that hadn’t been eaten). They’re busted!

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  • Fred McKinney says:

    Talk about getting “wrapped up” in your work…he tried to get his $100,000 PayDay but instead ended up a Zero when Baby Ruth ratted him out. I can just hear a bunch of Snickers from his fellow inmates when he winds up in prison. LOL

    June 25, 2014 at 1:24 pm

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