Bozo criminal for today comes from Jackson, Michigan, where officers at the G. Robert Cotton Correctional Facility saw bozo Christen Mason drive his car up to the fence surrounding the exercise yard. He got out of his car, and, giving a mighty heave, tried to throw a football over the fence and into the exercise yard. Unfortunately, it only got halfway there, landing with a thud in a space between the two fences that surround the yard. Part of the reason for the ball’s inability to remain airborne was what our bozo had placed inside it. Baggies of heroin, marijuana, tobacco, three cellphones and chargers. Guards quickly grabbed our bozo and placed him under arrest.